Magic: The Gathering Rarities
Annoying Kingdoms

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Annoying Kingdoms was a sticker set produced by Paul Thompson (aka Paul of Manhattan) in 1995. The production standards are similar to Middle Ages, in that these are sticker cards that are meant to be stuck to commons or basic land. The themes of Annoying Kingdoms are much more Unglued-like than Middle Ages, and many of the cards in the set are to be played for laughs.

Paul Thompson entered his Annoying Kingdoms expansion in InQuest Magazine's "Card Creations" contest, and won the grand prize in 1998. The expansion was featured in a small sidebar in InQuest #37.


Inquest #37
ANNOYING KINGDOMS 1995
CARD NAME CASTING
COST		 SPELL TYPE ARTIST
1 Aeon Flux 3BB Summon Assassin (3/4)  
2 Ancestral Payback UU Instant  
3 Assimilate Enchantment 1UUU Enchant Enchantment  
4 Aura of Originality 2U Enchant Creature  
5 Avoid Martyrdom XGG Instant  
6 Batonian Face Touchers 0 Summon Batonians (0/1)  
7 Beavis & Butthead BB Summon Idiots (1/1) Mike Judge
8 Benevolent Sphere of Dave 1WW Enchantment  
9 Black Mojo of Bloooogh 3BBBB Sorcery  
10 Brothers Gibb 3R Summon Clowns (1/3)  
11 Burlesque Miracle 2W Instant  
12 Cloak of Respect 3W Enchantment  
13 Clockwork Abyss 2BB Enchantment  
14 Cloying Gift 1B Sorcery  
15 Counterblast R Sorcery  
16 CounterOOP U Interrupt  
17 Dachshund Bomb 1G Instant  
18 Dachshund King 4G Summon Dachshund King (2/4)  
19 Dachshund Medic 2GG Summon War Dachshund (0/3)  
20 Dachshund Rapture 3GG Sorcery  
21 Dachshund Shrine 2GG Enchant Land  
22 Dachshund Soldier 1GG Summon War Dachshund (2/2)  
23 Dachshund Spymaster 2GG Summon War Dachshund (0/1)  
24 Dachshund Warriors G Summon War Dachshund (1/1)  
25 Dark Sylph 2BB Summon Sylph (2/1)  
26 Distracting Jawline UU Interrupt  
27 Dystopian Mana Guy 2 Artifact Creature (0/1)  
28 Fluffymuffin Cocobutter GGGG Summon Anemic Legend (1/1)  
29 Gator Swarm BRG Summon Gators (2/2)  
30 Genie Farm! 2G Enchantment  
31 Grub Sprite R Summon Sprite (0/1)  
32 Horrible Frog Stamp 5 Artifact  
33 Howling Mind 3 Artifact  
34 Killer Clown U Summon Clown (1/1)  
35 Kitty 4BB Summon Kitty (3/3)  
36 Lady Flourmeica WWUUGG Summon Anemic Legend (3/3)  
37 Leaden Mox 0 Artifact  
38 Leafy Greens GG Enchantment  
39 Light Ritual W Interrupt  
40 Little Lord Ibid BBBWWW Summon Anemic Legend (0/0)  
41 Marauding Penguins 2RRR Summon Penguins (7/7)  
42 Mob Rule 3R Enchantment  
43 Ogelvee Pooman WWWWWWWW Summon Anemic Legend (6/3)  
44 Penultimate Hack RRUU Enchant World  
45 Penultimate Slight 3UU Enchant World  
46 Pinkish Rose 0 Artifact  
47 Pirate Kids BB Summon Pirate Kids (1/1)  
48 Poison Pill UU Enchant Permanent  
49 Pretentious Bane WW Enchantment  
50 Rat Poison 3 Artifact  
51 Reflected Gaze 4 Artifact  
52 River of Power   Land  
53 Robe of Sacrifice 2BB Enchant Creature  
54 Scortched Earth Endjinn 5 Artifact  
55 Significant Other BBUURR Sorcery  
56 Silvan Heitmeister UUU Summon Heitmeister (0/1)  
57 Sir Angus Fruntbruttle BRRGG Summon Anemic Legend (4/3)  
58 Sister Pain 3WW Summon Assassin (2/2)  
59 Spike in the Heart 3U Enchantment  
60 Star Destroyer 3U Summon the Empire (5/6) Industrial Light and Magic
61 Suhwicher's Transposerfier 7 Artifact Michelangelo
62 Temple of Naughtpaul   Anemic Legendary Land  
63 Terror Cow XBB Summon Cow (0+*/0+*)  
64 Towers of Coolth   Anemic Legendary Land  
65 Trick or Treat? 3U Instant  
66 Trusty Frog 3G Summon Frog (3/3)  
67 Uncle Joe's Transformation 1GG Enchant Creature M. C. Escher
68 Uthuden Heatmeister WWW Summon Heatmeister (2/1) Leonardo da Vinci
69 Viral Clown 3UU Summon Clown (0/2)  
70 Wheel of Jason XRR Sorcery  
71 Woodzy Angel 5GG Summon Sprite (4/4)  
72 Yelling Boy RR Summon Child (0/1)