Annoying Kingdoms

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	GRUB SPRITE R Summon Sprite (0/1) Flying Cunning as a pigeon, diseased as a duck, and as likeable as a sucking chest wound. —Lord Ibid		HORRIBLE FROG STAMP 5 Artifact Comes into play tapped. While untapped, the Horrible Frog Stamp burys all permanents and counters all spells with a Scry (current issue) median value of $45. Any opponent may give you $2 to purchase this card from you when it is in play. Card is put into purchaser's graveyard at that time.		HOWLING MIND 3 Artifact Each player draws 2 extra cards during their main draw phase. "Awww, what the heck? —Nathan Omnivore

	KILLER CLOWN U Summon Clown (1/1) Mountainwalk "For me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clow killed my dad." —Jack Handy		KITTY 4BB Summon Kitty (3/3) Plainswalk Controller or permanent or caster of spell which removes Kitty from play suffers 5 damage. If an argument over who is really responsible for removing Kitty from play occurs, contact Paul Thompson for a final ruling.		LADY FLOURMEICA WWUUGG Summon Anemic Legend (3/3) Flying While Lady Flourmeica is in play, all creature gain flying. All damage done to Lady Flourmeica by flying creatures is reduced to 0.

	LEADEN MOX 0 Artifact When Leaden Mox is put into play, all other Moxen and Loti are destroyed. While Leaden Mox is in play, new Moxen and Loti spells are countered.		LEAFY GREENS GG Enchantment Cumulative Upkeep: 2 This spell causes you 2 damage when successfully cast. All green creatures under your control gain +1/+2		LIGHT RITUAL W Interrupt Add WWW to your mana pool.

	LITTLE LORD IBID BBBWWW Summon Anemic Legend (0/0) Little Lord Ibid comes into play tapped. He is +1/+1 when tapped. When Little Lord Ibid is untapped, all non-basic lands become Basic Lands of Ibid, losing all their natural abilities and instead producing 1 colorless mana when tapped.		MARAUDING PENGUINS 2RRR Summon Penguins (7/7) Trample, Protection from Red Marauding Penguins may attack on the turn they are brought into play. At the end of any turn in which this card is successfully brought into play, place this card in owner's graveyard no matter where it currently is.		MOB RULE 3R Enchantment Cumulative Upkeep: 2 Lose 2 life when Mob Rule is put into play. While Mob Rule is in play, Counterspell, Mana Drain, Power Sink, Spell Blast, Blue & Red Elemental Blast, CounterOOP, and Force Spike are automatically countered.

	OGELVEE POOMAN WWWWWWWW Summon Anemic Legend (6/3) Protection from Red, Blue, Black, and Green "I've got this anemia thing, but I've been working out. I'm huge! *Sniff*"		PENULTIMATE HACK RRUU Enchant World Choose a basic land type when Penultimate Hack is cast. All spells cast after this card comes into play are altered so that any reference to land type is altered to now read the basic land type chose when this card came into play.		PENULTIMATE SLIGHT 3UU Enchant World Place a red, blue, black, white or green counter on this card when Penultimate Slight is cast. All spells cast after this card comes into player are altered so that any reference to color is altered to now read as the color of the counter on this card. If the counter on this card is destroyed, remove this card from the game.