Annoying Kingdoms

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	PINKISH ROSE 0 Artifact Comes into play tapped. T: Sacrifice Pinkish Rose to gain 3 mana in any combination. This ability is played as an interrupt. Pinkish Rose is a restricted card. It counts as a loti.		PIRATE KIDS BB Summon Pirate Kids (1/1) B: Banding B: First Strike BBB: Return Pirate Kids to owner's hand.		POISON PILL UU Enchant Permanent If Poison Pill is removed from play, permanent that Poison Pill enchants is removed from game.

	PRETENTIOUS BANE WW Enchantment While Pretentious Bane is in play, anyone may tap any beta land for mana. If two or more players wish to tap the same land, flip a coin to decide who may tap it. Winner must tap land and take mana into his or her man pool. If no beta land is in play, destroy Pretentious Bane.		RAT POISON 3 Artifact Comes into play tapped. When uptapped, Rat Poison buries all rat in play (Plague, Swamp, Bog, etc.).		REFLECTED GAZE 4 Artifact Any Racks or Vice-based artifact in play is automatically and constantly retargeted at its owner while Reflected Gaze is untapped. "See how you like it!"

	RIVER OF POWER Land While River of Power is in play, all creatures with a combined power and toughness of 4 controlled by this card's owner may be tapped for 1 mana of the color of the rightmost mana symbol in the creature's casting cost (or 1 colorless).		ROBE OF SACRIFICE 2BB Enchant Creature Controller of creature enchanted with this spell must place a card from their hand under this card during their upkeep. At the end of their turn, any card under this card is played in graveyard. If a creature that Robe of Sacrifice enchants dies, return cards under this card to their owners' hands.		SCORTCHED EARTH ENDJINN 5 Artifact T: Sacrifice 1 land to force each opponent to destroy 1 land.

	SIGNIFICANT OTHER BBUURR Sorcery Caster may contact target player's significant other and ask him or her if the target player should continue to play Magic or quit. If the answer is "quit" (or any variation thereof), then target player loses game, otherwise you suffer 5 damage.		SILVAN HEATMEISTER UUU Summon Heatmeister (0/1) T: Silvan Heatmeister takes 2 damage. Just before your next discard phase, if this card is still in play, draw 1 card.		SIR ANGUS FRUNTBRUTTLE BRRGG Summon Anemic Legend (4/3) While Sir Angus Fruntbruttle is in play, no artifact may be tapped or sacrificed to produce mana. If any enchantment is successfully cast on Sir Angus Fruntbruttle, bury him.

	SISTER PAIN 3WW Summon Assassin (2/2) Protection from Red, Protection from Black T: Bury target red or black creature.		SPIKE IN THE HEART 3U Enchantment Players suffer 2 damage for every card they draw during someone else's upkeep.		STAR DESTROYER 3U Summon the Empire (5/6) Flying, Trample During your upkeep, tape on of your creatures, then give an opponent's creature islandwalk, then take 1 point of damage.
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