Magic: The Gathering Rarities

Duelist/Magic Invitational

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ÆTHER FART
4RR
Sorcery
Volcanic Puff [sic] deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures other than Goblins, where X is the number of enchant creatures in play.
AVALANCHE OF SQUIRRELS
4GG
Creature — Squirrels (3/3)
Echo (At the beginning of your next upkeep after this permanent comes under your control, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost.)
Avalanche of Squirrels can't attack if a Goblin or Insect is in play.
BEING AN EVIL MINION SUCKS
3BB
Sorcery
As an additional cost to play Being an Evil Minion Sucks, sacrifice a creature.
Destroy target creature other than a Wizard.

If Volrath ever summons you by name, run! —Stronghold graffiti
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BUNCH OF ELEPHANTS
7GG
Creature — Elephants (8/8)
Trample
Sacrifice a permanent: Prevent all damage Bunch of Elephants would deal this turn. Any player may play this ability.

"Sure I've heard of elephants..."
CLOUDCHASER MONK
3W
Creature — Cleric (2/2)
When Cloudchaser Monk comes into play, destroy target enchantment.

Monks have a love/hate relationship when it comes to enchantments.
FINICKY MOB
2BR
Creature — Minions (2/2)
BR: Finicky Mob can't be blocked by Merfolk, Walls, or Wizards this turn.

A mob is simply a force of nature like a tornado or typhoon.
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GOBLIN APPRENTICE
2R
Creature — Goblin (1/1)
2R,T: Goblin Apprentice deals 3 damage to target Wizard.

There is much discussion as to what skills best suit a goblin. Handling explosive magical devices is not one.
I DON'T THINK SO
1UU
Instant
Reveal your hand. If no creature cards are in it, counter target spell.

"As if..."
LEAVE MY STUFF ALONE
2WU
Enchantment
1WU: Return a black or green creature you control to its owner's hand.

Rule #1 when working with wizards—don't touch their stuff. —Apprentice Handbook
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MUTATED COCKROACH
4BBB
Creature — Mercenary Insect (5/4)
At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent chooses a color other than black. You sacrifice all creatures of the chosen color.

"It was the size of a house. No really."
NEVER TRUST A BLUE MAGE
2UU
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature has flying and can't attack.
UU: Return Never Trust a Blue Mage to its owner's hand.

How can you tell when a blue mage is lying? He opens his mouth.
SHARE MY PAIN
3RR
Enchantment
Whenever you draw a card, Share My Pain deals 1 damage to you.
2R, Discard an enchantment card from your hand: Share My Pain deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
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THAT STINGS
1B
Enchant Creature
Sacrifice two lands: Regenerate enchanted creature.

"If they don't scream, you really weren't putting their heart into it." —Phyrexian credo
TOO... MANY... WORDS...
2WW
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature's text box is blank.
If enchanted creature's power or toughness is undefined, treat it as 0.

"Not... enough... flavor... text..."
UNDERCOVER DISGUISE
4U
Enchant Creature
You may play Undercover Disguise any time you could play an instant.
As Undercover Disguise comes into play, choose a creature type. Enchanted creature is that type.
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VERY STRICT TUTOR
4W
Enchantment
1W, Sacrifice Very Strict Tutor: Search your library for a blue or green enchantment. Reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
WALL OF SCHIZOPHRENIA
3GG
Creature — Wall (5/3)
Trample
Wall of Schizophrenia may block any number of Goblins and/or Wizards each combat.
Wall of Schizophrenia can't block Carnivores, Elephants, or Walls.
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